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September 25, 2005
Name That Disorder!
I do not have an eating disorder, but I seem to have developped something much odder.
I am frequently convinced that there is cottage cheese in my hair.
It doesn't help that there is, from time to time, cottage cheese in my hair. It happens when you measure and eat a cup a day.
But still, it's not ALWAYS in my hair. Yet I'm constantly checking. I ask MR if there is cottage cheese in my hair. I wonder if I should put cottage cheese in my shampoo. Or conditioner. And if I put it in conditioner, should I use the full fat kind? With flax oil?
Anybody want to take a shot at naming this disorder?
BTW: Brewers yeast, Lewis Labs brand, is 56 calories per tablespoon. I tend to eat two tablespoons in my soup.
Posted by april at September 25, 2005 7:04 AM
Comments
CRONies don't have eating disorders; they have eating order.
Posted by: Aaron at September 25, 2005 12:40 PM
If anything you have an Eating ORDER, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: Aaron at September 25, 2005 5:19 PM
Aaron - I LOVE THAT! I will use it on family and friends. It reminds me of my saying about my son - he has "attention excess disorder" - as he's always been able to sit quietly for hours (relative to the norm for his age) doing something creative like drawing or programming.
Posted by: Little MR at September 26, 2005 6:43 PM
thanks for the cal count on the brewer's yeast. Do u just buy it from the market or somewhere specific?
Posted by: Sway at September 27, 2005 12:41 AM